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Are you a Redneck? Take the following test to determined if you are a redneck. This is a sampled of a weighted survey that depending on how you answer the questions will determine the results. 1) Spam is a. main course of a meal b. excellent sandwich meat c. great for everything d. either don’t know what it is or would not eat any meat from a can   2) Your drink of choice is a. bottle of Jack Daniels b. bottle of Makers Mark c. Green tea d. Coffee e. Budweiser   3. You have 3 shirts that a. don’t cover all your belly b. have a logo on them c. stains from last year Bar-B-Que d. Pastel in color e. none of the above   4. Ketchup is used for a. on everything b. any meat c. red meat only d. don’t use Ketchup   5. Your favorite Salad topping is a. bean sprouts b. bacon c. onions d. anything fried e. you don’t eat a salad   6. Conway Twitty is a. A Dead poet b. President of USA c. Country Singer d. Actor e. Don’t know   7. McDonald’s is a a. fast food restaurant b. great place to take the family on a special occasion c. Cheap hamburger joint d. great place to hang out and meet boys/girls   8 A opossum is a. Good eating b. a Marsupial c. a mammal d. a rodent e. target practice   9. The Stars and Bars is a. The real American Flag b. The Flag of the South c. A bar in the next town d. A great song e. A great southern Movie   10. A Gene pool is a is the complete set of unique alleles in a species or population b. a pool with no deep in c. a above the ground pool d. never heard of one e. don’t know   11. “Outdoor Life” is a. great reading b. a magazine c. next to the Bible one of the greatest thing ever written d. never read it   12. Your choice of beer is a. Budweiser b. Miller c. Anything from the Tap d. Import e. You don’t drink beer prefer tea   13. Ice tea is serve a. sweet as candy b. no suger just plain c. with a shot of rum d. 50/50 mixture with Lemonade   14. Potted meat on a Saltine is a. hors d’oeuvre b. a great snack for company c. you would never even think about it d. needs ketchup   15. Sweet Home Alabama is: a. Southern National Anthem b. A tacky song c. A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd d. Never heard of the song e. The theme song of the movie by the same name   16. Lynyrd Skynyrd is a. the greatest band around b. a old wash up band of never was c. never heard of them d. heard of them but don’t know where   17. Elvis is a. the name of at least one dog you know b. The king of Rock and Roll c A dead singer d. The greatest person to ever live, next to Jesus   18. Dale Earnhardt a. The greatest race car driver ever b. A football player c. Someone in sports but you don’t know which d. Someone famous   19. Grits are eaten a. served as a side dish b. served at breakfast with butter and sugar c. don’t know what grits are d. Slimmy and smelly     20. Sushi is a. A good Japanese delicacies b. fish bait c. raw fish that you would not eat d. don’t know what it is but you have / have not heard of it

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